February 28, 2003 - 10:53 a.m.
Hee hee, I called it 'sex' so that people would click on it, aren't I just so clever and cute that you want to smash me with a hammer? Anyway, originally in this space there was a long ranty disclaimer about how I didn't want anyone reading my diary, and I hate everyone, and puppies and Christmas and singing should all blow up and die. But I'm a different person now. Specifically, I'm an open, honest, happy person. And you can go ahead and read this diary. I won't stop you! I may even encourage you. If I happen to say something about you that is uncool, don't hesitate to talk it over with me, so that it can become cool. Also, I have no problems with writing flattering things (true or not!) about you or a person of your choice in exchange for favors or perhaps cash. Happy reading!
